Happy Homestead 12 songs on the paradox of the human condition... ...and a waltz
900 Dogs
Well I been stuck in this here doghouse
With all the other dogs I don't know
To make matters worse there are several hungry hounds
With just a few cans of dog food to go.
There are 900 dogs and only three pounds of dog food to go
Well I thought I'd make a break
But I found out there's nowhere to go
Cause there's always several hounds just waitin' round the bend
Just to eat a little piece of your soul.
So try to keep your chin up
With your collar up 'round your neck
And don't let those hounds take a bite outta you
Or you will end up a total wreck.
There are 900 dogs and only three pounds of dog food to go
